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The Butcher and the Lawyer 

A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks,  "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner? " The lawyer answers,  "Absolutely. Then you owe me $12.50.

 

بقيه در ادامه متن

Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today. " The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $12.50. A few days later the butcher receives a letter from the lawyer:  "$45 due for consultation ".